friend: who's your favorite disney princess?
me: MULAN
friend: haha no who's your favorite pri--
me: YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
friend: but she's not a prin--
me: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
friend: no really though she's just a he--
me: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
friend: she didn't even marry into--
me: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON